I want to be an Easter Bunny!

Eleven dreadful days to graduation. When I say dreadful, it is.

Please let me sail through this. I don't need good grades. I just want to get out of here!!!!

I'll start laying eggs all over your lawns from now on. Call me: 1-east-er-eggs.

That's a great seasonal job, I reckon.

General survey #01

1) Define friend.

2) Define acquaintance.

The ramblings of a stupid chicken who still doesn't get what reality means

I need a new world to live in. Imagine living in:

a) A world where cars slow down for little cats, squirrels, dogs and ants to cross the road safely. As little and unsignificant they appear as compared to your important selves, they deserve to live too.

b) A world where when your feet is stepped on, you'll get a sincere apology, not a scowl.

c) A world where you can simply walk up to a girl and tell her she's beautiful, without feeling like an idiot.

d) A world where you can smile at anyone, and not get piercing stare downs by their girlfriends/boyfriends.

e) A world where when people don't measure you according to how much you earn, or how stupid you are for not chasing after money.

f) A world where people won't ask you: "Why didn't you get rid of your cats? They are just animals".

g) A world where girls don't only focus on how they look or how fat they are, but try to notice how beautiful they are as a person if they polish their talents.

h) A world where "beauty" magazines don't tell you: "Empower yourselves, woman! We are independent" but at the same "Above 150 pounds? Time to lose it by depriving yourselves of vital nutrients and nourishment".

i) A world where girls won't say "Its a special occasion. Its the only time of the year I can treat myself half a slice of cake". Its sad the way I see it.


Why not be a bitch in return, you ask? That's exactly the point! I'm not a door mat, I assure you. Is being a bitch in return the best way to solve a problem, when faced with uncivilized people who just don't understand? Is being defensive the optimal solution?

I remember seeing the movie "Pay It Forward" many, many years ago and it left quite an impact. It was a story about a kid who helped someone, but in return, he wanted that person to do a kind deed to 3 more person. The other person must also do a good deed to 3 more person.

Do you think this would work?

The day has come

Arrgghhh... I've been attacked!!



Oranges don't joke much these days...

Are you popular??

Caution: You will require some sense of humour.

Do this personality test

Learn more about yourselves. Its the first step to self improvement.

Now, sniff this!

Name : Afrocat
Owner : retarius
Status : Single, very single.
Fashion crime : Bad hair

Mugshot:



Sad, isn't it. So as an act of kindness, I have decided to give Afrocat a complete makeover, inside out.

Firstly, Afrocat should not restrict his hair colour to black alone, as there are hundreds of wigs out there, fit for a superstar cat like him. A different wig for different days of the week can update his look without looking like he's trying too hard. Keep clothes simple and not over the top, the wig is a fashion statement inself.

Don't overdo it, okay?



I mean, smoking is cool. So, even if Afrocat doesn't smoke (he likes anchovies), he should try and learn a trick or two, just to impress potential clients. Its important for Afrocat to learn the right and cool way to hold a cigarette or when flicking off the ashes. That is star quality. Match with funky t-shirts too! And remember, claws are cool, keep them sharpish.



Never underestime nightime looks too! Afrocat needs to socialize at night and due to the good night vision of Afrocat's friends and potential chicks, Afrocat needs to look sharp at night. What else is there to do except to wear a lovely yellow wig to contrast with the darkened rooms of the local dischotheque? Afrocat will be very popular and this will boost his confidence, especially with the chicks.



So now I hope that Afrocat would succeed in his life and career as a comic strip Afro-imitator cat. Remember, Afrocat that if you want to be believable to your fans, act like an Afrocat and remember to change your wig to reflect your colourful personality!

And p.s. sniffing other people's butt is not cool.

Thanks for using my services and here's your portfolio:


Keep cool!


(The owner of Afrocat owes me USD500, kindly deposit into my account, thank you)

I am the greatest (and you are not even halfway close)

Now, bow before me! I am a definition. I am the mitochondria of the cell.



According to the urban dictionary, "shiznit" means:

shiznit
adj. 1) the best; 2) the greatest, in a certain category or universally; 3) gaddam' phenomenal, bi-atch!
Master says, "I'm the shiznit! Hell'z yeah!"
Source: Robert Alfaro + Lester, Official Pimp-Daddy Member, Jan 19, 2003

or,

shiznit
More "urbanized" form of the shit. Basically means really, really good. Other versions include:hella cool,tight, the best.
Damn Tony! Your new ride is the shiznit! Lemme borrow it to drive by Mya's.
Source: Marimar, Jun 10, 2004


Thanks, old tommy boy for that honour, you are not that old afterall..

Bugger off, rats!

Let the chicken have some fun today, no offence okay? I mean you are all cool and all. NO doubt about that.

Listen to the dog

Wow! Found this at my dog's daze. Just what I want to hear!!!



I definitely agree. Just because Icy says so.

When Utopia is just in the mind

Lately, I have been reading this book "1984" by George Orwell after being introduced to it by a friend many years ago. It is one of many books in the vein of "negative utopia" which challenges the way we look at the world around us, at the trappings beneath the beautiful wrapping.

Its a pretty depressive book. It is so depressive, that I had hallucinations of me being in Oceania, a world under totalitarian rule, where freedom is almost unheard of, having "evil" thoughts (in this case, having our own thoughts and opinions) is an offense that can get ourselves killed and our soul belongs to no one, except "Big Brother", the ultimate ruler.

It kind of reminds me of the reality I am living in, and the little similarities of mine and that of Oceania. Its a wake up call.

Imagine living in a world where every person's movement and facial expression is monitored for signs of betrayal to the ruler, phone lines are tapped, televisions act as spy cameras, the media consist only of false political propaganda created by the government, history books are rewritten from time to time to cover up mistakes made by the government. Love can only be aimed towards the ruler, there is no love between parents and children, children turn the parents in to the Thought Police when they show signs of curiosity or contempt for the government and spouses are only for reproduction purposes.

In short, it's a writing about the method used by a small group of elite members of our hierarchical society to deprive us of our basic rights in order to induce dependency and thus allow ourselves to be governed with unquestioning loyalty. The basic principle of gaining control is by depriving the society of access to "true", unabridged version of news, food, independence, education and the right to speak up freely. Its a way to keep the subjects from being equally intelligent to ensure they would feel a need for governance.

In many ways, this book reminds me of the similarity of Oceania with fundamentalist Islamic countries, my own and every other developed or developing countries in the world. Despite being in the year 2005, absolute freedom is still not yet achieved as long as the desire for dominion over others and the power hungry still exist.

I thank Orwell for having the foresight (in the year 1949) to write this book as a warning. I'll never look at things the same way anymore.

Don't you think the fact that the world is such and you can't do anything to change it is depressing?

Its a sad book, but I love the melancholy of reading it.

The art of being

I seriously want to be a virus.

Firstly, when I feel like it, I can cause any degree of damage on anything or anyone I like. If you attempt to destroy me, I will dodge any danger by upgrading myself into a better (in this case, malicious) person and await your next attack. When the situation out there is becoming too hostile for me to survive (or when it is not the time to do any damage), I can lie dormant, hibernate and have a long vacation while waiting for the perfect time. Meanwhile, I will sharpen my claws.

When the time comes, I will make my grand entrance! A long rest would have given me more strength and resilience, not unlike after a 3 month break at the most exotic of beaches. I will be invincible. You won't be able to cope, I'm warn you as a friend.

After every successful attempt at creating major chaos at my specific victim of the week, I will be able to find an excuse to celebrate with my other virus friends. I love being able to share with my friends about the progress and strategies of the work done. Its a great way to bond with my fellow viruses, and to improve ourselves as better viruses.

Oh, I am such a sucker for self-improvement!